Sjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 days agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1926arrow-down112
arrow-up1914arrow-down1imageWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksSjmarf to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 days agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-square@dumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglish19•8 days agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWomanlinkfedilink2•7 days agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”