- cross-posted to:
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
A member of the Los Angeles Police Department has announced a major career change, saying they have been drafted into the IDF. This comes after the cop was seen on camera shooting Australian journalist Lauren Tomasi.
“They’re a natural,” said a representative for the IDF, “they’ll fit right in, as long as they stop using those rubber bullets.”
“Plus they even got the media to use a passive voice and not identifying who did it despite doing it on camera. They have the exact skills we look for in a soldier.”
10 fascist post!
Well, that sounded more real. Truly angry. Less posing. Amazing work.
I was making fun of you.
That is to be expected. As was I. This is a satire comm. In fact, I upvoted you.
… although let me add … never explain a joke. It just falls flat if you have to explain it. Never helps.