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ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 hours ago

Democratic Congressman Travels Back in Time to Hold Up Tiny Sign Near Baby Hitler

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Democratic Congressman Travels Back in Time to Hold Up Tiny Sign Near Baby Hitler

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ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 4 hours ago

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 day ago

US Scraps Steel Tariff After Remembering Steel Needed To Make Guns

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US Scraps Steel Tariff After Remembering Steel Needed To Make Guns

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 day ago

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Zaktor@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Zaktor@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 day ago

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'

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Hegseth Orders Military to Paint 'Z' on 'All Vehicles'

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SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

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mn42@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 1 day ago

RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer

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RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer

mn42@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 1 day ago

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 days ago

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merdaverse@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Noted philanthropist Donald Trump makes buying stocks affordable to all Americans through kind-hearted economic crash

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Noted philanthropist Donald Trump makes buying stocks affordable to all Americans through kind-hearted economic crash

merdaverse@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days ago

"Twitter was definitely cyber attacked!" says guy whose rockets and cars explode on the regular

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"Twitter was definitely cyber attacked!" says guy whose rockets and cars explode on the regular

ZeroCool@lemmy.caEnglish · 5 days ago

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

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Elon Musk Creates Federal Employee Revenge Porn Database

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days ago

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

5th anniversary of Covid outbreak provides perfect opportunity for conspiracy-minded simpletons to identify themselves

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5th anniversary of Covid outbreak provides perfect opportunity for conspiracy-minded simpletons to identify themselves

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 days ago

DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users

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DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users

seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMEnglish · 6 days ago

jbk@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish · 5 days ago

Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While

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Report: Fun Aunt Has To Go Away For A While

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TachyonTele@lemm.eeEnglish · 7 days ago

World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

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World's Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 8 days ago

Leading Tory calls for as many inquiries as it takes for brown people to get the blame

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Leading Tory calls for as many inquiries as it takes for brown people to get the blame

ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 8 days ago

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sqgl@beehaw.orgEnglish · 9 days ago

Russia gifts meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine for Women’s Day

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Russia gifts meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine for Women’s Day

sqgl@beehaw.orgEnglish · 9 days ago

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 10 days ago

Trump Says Statue of Liberty Is “A Six, at Best”

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Trump Says Statue of Liberty Is “A Six, at Best”

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 10 days ago

ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 10 days ago

Immigrant destroys American jobs

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Immigrant destroys American jobs

ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 10 days ago

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 days ago

Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

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Trump Outlines Bold Vision For Golden Age Of China

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 10 days ago

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days ago

Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

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Cop Posing As Underage Girl Online Falls In Love With Pedophile

RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 days ago

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 12 days ago

NRA Gives Dead Schoolchildren ‘F’ Rating

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NRA Gives Dead Schoolchildren ‘F’ Rating

ZeroCool@slrpnk.netEnglish · 12 days ago

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