Despite OP insisting otherwise, I’m gonna assume you are correct. I use a lot of flavors of linux for a lot of things, but I don’t have it on a laptop (other than as an alt boot in case of a crash), so it seems logical to me that’s why this joke went over my head.

Finishing Portal was really satisfying. Also, I wanted to be done with puzzles. Yay!

Far Cry 2 was the last good thing Ubisoft produced. And it was very good.
Fuk Ubi. Forever. Never spending another cent on them.

Um … I definitely saw that coming. Gorgeous game tho. The sequels … meh.

Once you get past the tower where you have to run around while you wait for the elevator, things ease up. Still lots of chances to die, but that’s the only spot in the game where you are that hard pressed. Although the sewer run is pretty stressful too …

That’s a hell of a game ending, is it not? It fukin screams for a sequel.

B12 is alive! That flicker. He’s there. And we just freed the zurks …

Heh. I do shit like that. Before i quit/finished Fall Out 4, I killed all the Brotherhood, stole their power armor, and put it on the roof of the Atomic greaser’s gas station. Didn’t stop till I had it covered. It was a fukin monument. Looked cool as hell.

Ya, Brutal Doom is the fukin shit. Killer. Really. With lots of blood.
I have Selaco on my Steam wishlist. I’ll get it someday.

I’ve been watching this thread, expected to hear this, but not yet …
I know Google’s office products are essentially the same problem, but they are at very least free (in dollars).
I haven’t used MS Office in years. We use Google at work. I use my NextCloud at home.

The Onion has suffered from reality outpacing our sense of the absurd. Its nearly impossible to just tell a joke. We live it.

I use tortillas. I’m a fukin heathen.

I just ate a hot dog. Thought you should know …

He really is. Larry is a much better person than I am.

Skyrim has the best bars in any video game that I know of. I used to dump all my crap on the floor of the Whiterun tavern, so the npcs would kick it around as they moved. Hundreds of baskets and pans and garbage items. I’d leave the game running as I slept, listening to the trash being kicked, local gossip, awful minstrel, and pleasant sounds of people drinking.

d00d. I keep trying to play it. The world resets and I’m like wtf is going on? Something is not clicking for me. Boy do I suck at piloting too.

What do you think of Black Mesa? I haven’t finished the whole game. I did play the Xen stuff when they first released it.

Crawmax. That was really fun with a group.

DOOM II. Sinking the final rocket into the demon’s brain on L30 Icon of Sin. I did it before Z-axis engines like ZDoom. 30 years ago? Something like that.

The very last level is worthy. You must train in order to finish it. I could not do it today without a month or two of practice.
These days if I want that rush, I boot up DOOM 2016 and play the first level on Ultra-Nightmare Arcade.

I did enjoy killing every last Brotherhood of Steel member in the airbase and then blowing up the Institute in FO4. That wasn’t a rush, it was a culmination of about 800 hours. I was done. Kill em all now.

More recently, the first time I killed the final boss in Risk of Rain 2 was quite satisfying. Took about 3 months.

I know this post is about VPN providers, not the technology itself, or what you might build with it, so this may seem a bit off topic.
I’m a Hetzner customer. If I wanted a VPN, I’d spin up an OPNsense and configure OVPN.
This article isn’t quite the same thing, as it describes making a private tunnel to your VPC. But here it is, straight from the vendor, basic directions that will get you mostly there.
https://community.hetzner.com/tutorials/vpc-with-wireguard-pfsense

A little ditty for you.
42 Decibel, Scotch Drinker
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TTnMGKUqKFg