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“Good” and “bad” are subjective terms. I accept myself for who I am regardless of anyone else’s opinions. I’m happy with who I am and my opinion is the only one I need to be worried about.

I’m the worst person I know. And because I’m such a bad person, I don’t even care.

“Back in my day” we would swap out someone’s mouse ball with a hard-boiled egg yolk as a prank. Good times.

Oh, so what the screechy woman was doing?

He escalates it unecceserily at every fucking point.

She could have accepted whatever he said to her and let that be the end of it. Instead, she tries to grab his beer out of his hand.

She could have accepted the beer to the face and let that be the end of it. Instead, she lunges at him and tries to put her hands on him.

She could have walked away after getting shoved and kicked and let that be the end of it. Instead, she gets back in his face and starts brandishing a beer bottle.

Both of these people suck. Both had an opportunity to put their pride aside and walk away, but chose not to take it.

The man isn’t blameless either, let me be clear about that, but saying that he did every wrong and she did every right doesn’t accurately reflect what happened either.

Oh, I see the issue. You’re one of those tankies who equates authoritarianism with socialism.

Yeah, because no war has ever been fought to bring capitalism anywhere. Ever. Not even one little time.

Every lesson I learned the hard way.

If you ever have the opportunity to learn from someone else’s mistakes, do it. The reason most people don’t is because that usually involves listening to someone else and taking their advice and many people aren’t willing to do that.

Term limits. Expand the court.

There were originally nine justices, one for each of the nine court circuits. There are now 13 (ish?) circuits. Increasing the number of justices isn’t some radical idea that came from nowhere, it merely aligns us with the original convention.

Convention. “Back in my day,” memes were made mostly in MS Paint or MS Word. With MS Word, impact was the default font for an out-of-box variety of Word Art. Since it worked well for the task and was easily accessible, it became a common choice, then a ubiquitous component of the “meme” format.

It’s a good idea in theory, but what could I put in there that wouldn’t swing around while walking? At a certain point, your pants falling down from the weight becomes a risk.

Something like this on a belt or LBV would be awesome though. One big empty GP pouch is an underrated item in the field; one that collapses down would be very useful

If you’re overtaking, you’re supposed to speed up. If speeding up would put you at an unsafe speed, then overtaking is too dangerous at that moment. If there isn’t enough difference in speed to overtake in a timely manner, there isn’t enough difference in speed you should want to overtake.

Just because cruise control makes you drive a constant speed doesn’t mean it makes you drive the correct speed. Either adjust it down and accept your place in traffic, or turn it off long enough to speed up and complete your overtake without turning your two-ton death machine into an obstacle for everyone else to maneuver around.

fuck them lol in a rush for nothing

First of all, you don’t know that. They could be having an emergency. If it was your relative dying at the hospital, you’d want people to move out of your way too. Second of all, it’s not your job to police the roads. It’s not your job to make sure people drive slow enough. If you think someone is being dangerous by driving too fast, the safest thing you can do is get the fuck out of their way. Adding another car to an already dangerous situation only makes the situation more dangerous.

Call and report them if tou have to, but don’t try to enforce the law, that’s not your job.

They kinda do. There are five possible causes of death: homicide, suicide, accidental, natural causes, and unknown. All deaths not determined to be accidental or natural require a police investigation.

Small numbers begin appearing out of thin air. A red bar drains slowly.

Which one?

He’s got you on that one

FDR was a Democratic Socialist. Trump says socialism is great!

(fingers in ears)
“LA LA LA! CHINA GOOD! LA LA LA!”

That’s what you sound like.

Not just Trump. The entire GOP and every billionaire in the world are fighting to kill US democracy and the US Constitution.