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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Is it time for eggposting 🥚

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Is it time for eggposting 🥚

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Gork@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah, the smell of eggs. That’s really bringing me back. I used to cook the new batch of mouse balls for the macs at school each week.

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    “Back in my day” we would swap out someone’s mouse ball with a hard-boiled egg yolk as a prank. Good times.

  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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    Even worse, yolk sizes are unpredictable, and it’s not like you can open an uncooked egg to check. You had to boil at least a dozen and hope one of them fit.

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      My friend managed to find a compatible eraser at some stationery store while travelling, but he couldn’t tell me exactly which one he went to. This was before we could just order everything online, The best part was that you could use up the eraser a little bit to get a snug fit, you can’t do that with the yolks.

      I don’t know why more stores didn’t carry those erasers

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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        The egg mafia is why.

        • neutriNO@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          20 hours ago

          Big egg

          • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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            Them and the Chicken-yakuza. So many peck jobs have really hindered the Egg n Chicken industry.

    • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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      I like you.

      • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub
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        16 hours ago

        Thanks buddy, I like me too.

  • Brimstone@lemmy.ml
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    This meme is as old as the egg 😂

  • Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca
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    20 hours ago

    I am now officially old.

  • lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca
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    This might be the dumbest meme I’ve ever seen. I like it.

  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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    Fucking amateur…I ordered specially made yolks from Japan. For real gamerz. High precision, high durabilty, less odor.

    Worth it. Ah kids these days…

  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Hey, on the plus side every time you had to boil a new one, you got a couple snacks. The best part was the old yolk

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      I’m fucking gagging. Tried it once and couldn’t get past the layer of dandruf and hair.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • j4yc33@piefed.social
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    oh man, I tried to make 2 weeks in advanced once, you know to save time.

    Holy fuck, the smell. It was awful.

  • Nobody@anarchist.nexus
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    The worst part was having to clean the gunk off your yolk to up the mouse’s responsiveness.

    • Hegar@fedia.io
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      I found it so satisfying! Especially when you’d get it all off a roller in one piece.

    • StillAlive@piefed.world
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      Just lick it

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