Literally. Bring a Harbor Freight five gallon bucket and keep it next to your seat. Bring it up to the podium when you’re speaking. Use it on the House Floor.

Also, require the House Sergeant at Arms and their staff to demand to see the genitalia of anyone who wants to use any gender-specific House restroom. No scofflaws, 100% enforcement.

Kind of like when someone gets passed over for a job as a Sandwich Artist, and their mom comes into the store at lunchtime and says “HIRE MY KID OR I’M BLOWING THIS PLACE UP!”

Wouldn’t the creature hatched from this mutated egg only really become a “chicken” by successfully reproducing, and passing its “chickenness” to a new generation of creatures? Beyond that, wouldn’t there need to be enough successful generations of “chicken” reproduction in order to cement “chickens” into the biosphere, for long enough that humans evolve and identify them as “chickens”?

Only after that could you look into the past and say that egg was the first “chicken egg.” At the time the egg was laid, and I would argue when the egg mutated, and then also at any time before “chickenness” was defined, there would be no way to correctly assert that a specific egg was “chickeny”.

So … “chickenness” must have come into existence first, and only then could it be possible to look back in time and identify the first egg that qualifies as a “chicken.”

As with anything else, MTG: Source?

Until then you’re just bluff and bluster for attention.

A lot of people have cars, there’s still hope.

I’m not saying he wasn’t without his problems, but Theodor Geisel was anti-fascist. I think that rules him out as a possible Trump appointment.

Wait wait -

Trump thinks it’s “I was credibly accused of sexual assault! #MeToo”

Tl;dr: Stupid

But did the mutation occur before or after the egg was laid?

If it happened after the egg was laid, then when the egg was laid, it was not a chicken egg, only transforming into a chicken egg at the moment the mutation occurred.

… but not to get creative about something spelled out plainly in the Constitution.

And yet, presidents now have extremely wide criminal immunity.

They just need to redefine “persons.”

I thought everywhere was lemmyshitpost.

I’d bet that a good number of older people who fall for these scams are people whose interpersonal relationships have become thinner over the years, making the scams more attractive as personal contact.

When they were younger, and had people around them more often, these kind of scams might also have come up, and they might have fallen for the scams then, too, except for being able to talk to people more readily and have someone say that it doesn’t sound right.

So it’s a combination of “I’ve always been open to falling for scams” and “I have a weaker community support system now.”

Long ago, I developed these skills:

• If it’s not a physical fucking thing, and you can get it by paying money, you can probably get something close to it for free. Go look for that.
• If it’s a service, and someone is offering to sell it to you without you having asked, it’s either a scam, or you don’t need it anyway.

I’m not saying I’m necessarily immune to these scams, I don’t know what getting older is going to do to my brain. But I can say that I’m vaccinated against them.

This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald’s pants while he’s taking a shit.

… the need for peaceful and just approaches to addressing societal issues.

If we’re not already beyond “peaceful approaches,” we’re gonna be real soon. Prepare to !Resist@fedia.io.

There’s no way that apologia for brutal authoritarian dictatorships should be considered a left-wing idea.

Robespierre has entered the chat.

You’re not a US citizen? Deported.

I feel like “resigning from your office” shouldn’t be a way to keep forever sealed the results of investigations that have already happened.

Is the subtext here that they already can’t stop this shit from getting to the public?