Lilyunad@lemmings.world · 22 hours agoWith modern technology, you technically don't need to know anything to be a basic math teacherplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down112
arrow-up1-10arrow-down1message-squareWith modern technology, you technically don't need to know anything to be a basic math teacherplus-squareLilyunad@lemmings.world · 22 hours agomessage-square3linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 days agoNobody will ever know what dinosaurs taste likemessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up118arrow-down14
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareNobody will ever know what dinosaurs taste likeFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agoHumans cover all of our genitals and boobies, but our pets have their assholes in our face every chance they get.message-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down13
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareHumans cover all of our genitals and boobies, but our pets have their assholes in our face every chance they get.pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 7 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 days agoThere is no law that specifically says I can't pour soda down the escalatormessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down110
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareThere is no law that specifically says I can't pour soda down the escalatorFreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 6 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 days agoWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down11
arrow-up141arrow-down1message-squareWe pay companies for products that we never truly own. When they mess-up, they decide what the mess-up is worth. If we mess-up and think we own their products, they can sue and put us in jail.plus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 days agomessage-square2linkfedilink
Match!!@pawb.socialEnglish · 9 days agoRPGs gave me an unrealistic expectation of a friend group of 6-8 adults who always have time for each othermessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down12
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareRPGs gave me an unrealistic expectation of a friend group of 6-8 adults who always have time for each otherMatch!!@pawb.socialEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-210 days agoPokemon was a psyop to generate future bio-chem engineersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down15
arrow-up115arrow-down1message-squarePokemon was a psyop to generate future bio-chem engineersplus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · edit-210 days agomessage-square0linkfedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 12 days agoI bet Ron DeSantis is frustrated that he didn’t get a job within the T admin; that feels niceplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down12
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareI bet Ron DeSantis is frustrated that he didn’t get a job within the T admin; that feels niceplus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 12 days agomessage-square1linkfedilink
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago"With all due respect" is a double-insult.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down17
arrow-up135arrow-down1message-square"With all due respect" is a double-insult.plus-squarebaggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square19linkfedilink
cm0002@lemmy.world · 1 month agoSaying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down11
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareSaying "over" on the radio is like the null byte at the end of a string.plus-squarecm0002@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square3linkfedilink
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · edit-21 month agoWe've lost the knowing of art being only made with intentionplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down16
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareWe've lost the knowing of art being only made with intentionplus-squarepelespirit@sh.itjust.works · edit-21 month agomessage-square4linkfedilink
Call me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month agoJapan is called the land of the rising sun, but New Zealand is further East than Japanmessage-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down14
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareJapan is called the land of the rising sun, but New Zealand is further East than JapanCall me Lenny/Leni@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Luffy@lemmy.ml · 1 month agoHaving long hair is really annoyingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down10
arrow-up126arrow-down1message-squareHaving long hair is really annoyingplus-squareLuffy@lemmy.ml · 1 month agomessage-square19linkfedilink
HobbitFoot @thelemmy.clubEnglish · 2 months agoI'm good at a large part of my job because I played boardgames a lot.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareI'm good at a large part of my job because I played boardgames a lot.plus-squareHobbitFoot @thelemmy.clubEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square8linkfedilink
cm0002@lemmy.world · 2 months ago"I'll just use my laptop charger to charge my Xbox controller" would have been a baffling sentence in 2005message-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up166arrow-down14
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-square"I'll just use my laptop charger to charge my Xbox controller" would have been a baffling sentence in 2005cm0002@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square14linkfedilink
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoSaying comes to or comes to mean different things, and they're pronounced slightly different.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down12
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSaying comes to or comes to mean different things, and they're pronounced slightly different.plus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square0linkfedilink
✨🫐🌷🌱🌌🌠🌌🌿🪻🥭✨@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoWouldn't "Planet Trek" be a more fitting name?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down13
arrow-up113arrow-down1message-squareWouldn't "Planet Trek" be a more fitting name?plus-square✨🫐🌷🌱🌌🌠🌌🌿🪻🥭✨@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square5linkfedilink
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agoWhen Turbotax or another stupid U.S. tax company "advertises" to you about how annoying taxes are, since they themselves facilitated that situation, it isn't an advertisement it is a threat.message-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down12
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squareWhen Turbotax or another stupid U.S. tax company "advertises" to you about how annoying taxes are, since they themselves facilitated that situation, it isn't an advertisement it is a threat.supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 3 months agomessage-square1linkfedilink
🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agoNobody has posted about Eval Knieval in a long time.message-squaremessage-square9linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down12
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareNobody has posted about Eval Knieval in a long time.🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square9linkfedilink
Delphia@lemmy.world · 3 months agoCybertrucks have made Hummer ownership less embarrassing.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down16
arrow-up1290arrow-down1message-squareCybertrucks have made Hummer ownership less embarrassing.plus-squareDelphia@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square31linkfedilink
