What internet slang term do you love to use and see used? - eviltoast

I love using Consoomer, as recent as a while ago. This is the perfect term to describe people who spend their every waking minute, feeling like they’ve got to go buy things. It isn’t because they’re buying to survive or sustain. They’re buying just to consoom. Cattle with wallets as I’ve called them.

I also like Coomer, because it makes fun of people who’re obsessed with jacking off and pornography in unhealthy ways.

  • TK420@lemmy.world
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    1 hour ago

    “The sub ConsumeProduct is a front for anti-Semites under the guise of genuine anti-consumerism. Looking through their comments makes that abundantly clear”

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    “A coomer is a stereotypical degenerate porn addict. The template is used to critique not only pornography but also “woke” sexual politics in general (such as to mock the idea that sex work is a legitimate profession).

    4chan being 4chan, the sub’s full of shit about how porn is a Jewish plot to destroy the white race or whatever.”

    So, OP is an anti-semitic.

  • leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl
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    13 hours ago

    bork rings a bell for me. from the sweedish chef. my headcanon is when you try to work but totally borked it. the original intention may be different.

    sus. suspicious. easier to say and since everybody almost knows it, they can easily catch on. totally not “jesus”.

    gg/rip. good game. i find very flexible to use and feels like it’s acceptable in most circumstances to mean “it’s over”.

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    As a person who occasionally makes confessional asides “to the camera” I find it amusing to rhetorically ask “Chat” about things. “Ugh, I don’t wanna cook tonight. How about it Chat, we ordering pizza?”

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    14 hours ago

    “Consoomer” would just sound like someone who read the word “consumer” and never heard it, especially someone who doesn’t speak English as a first language. I would never guess it’s an internet word! Haha

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    I’ve come to love anything related to music.

    This song is a total bop

    This shit slaps!

    And so on…

    I love it to annoy people that think new slang is stupid, but it’s also nice to have new words to describe music, I think.

  • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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    14 hours ago

    I like af when added after an adjective to increase the magnitude. Something could be sus, which means something is suspicious. Or, it could be sus af, which means that thing is super suspicious and almost certainly has something going on. Why yes, I have been playing Among Us. Red sus af.