My husband currently isn’t living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(
“FUCK, Susan! Getchyo needy ass another man! I can’t be witchu 24/7! I got snake shit to do!”
Found the one I was thinking of:
Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.
Aww… That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.
Pity. It’s far and away the nicest one I’ve seen.
Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead
Bonafided use of AI.
“Keep my wife’s spaghetti out of your mouth!”
I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.
At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.
Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.
We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.
Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.
if you would like to do the same
Thanks but I’ll pass, buddy
Based.
It’s pretty accurate, she isn’t actually eating any spaghetti, she’s just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.
Aaah, look at all the lonely people
All the lonely people… Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people… Where do they all belong?
(4chan, the answer is 4chan)
Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.
Lives in a dream
I love that song, but i prefer Thrice’s version as that’s how i first heard it.
It’s really sad. People aren’t meant to be lonely.
It is, but the beatles song is lovely
Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!
eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?
There is italian music playing
Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say
Anon sounds like me
Sad
Legit sad
based
Abby Shapiro?
