Who needs news sites when you have Grinded-Up News™!
You can have a website that scrapes all that noise everywhere else mushes it up into a flavorless paste of no side at all for the best liberals can get. And it provide no funds or support back to the sources!
Mmm Capitalism. Fuck everyone else that isn’t me!
“Come on man, I just need a couple more pets of your data and I will totally be able to predict you something useful!”.
It’s capacitors flip polarity in anticipation.
“I swear man! It’s only a couple of orders of magnitude more, man! And all your dreams will come true. I’m sure I’ll service you right!”
Well if it needs it, right?