Imagine doing this but then having to stare at the main menu for 8 hours lmao
You’ll know you’re in trouble if you’re arguing and he stares blankly and starts jabbing his finger at the air.
Now that is a real superpower.
I also manage to annoy TF out of my wife at being able to go from fully asleep to bouncing out of the bed like a piece of toast in under 10 seconds.
About the only thing that can impact this is severe sleep deficit, which - years ago - mean less than 3-4hrs in a night, but these days (in my sixth decade) means anything less than 5hrs of sleep in a night or less than 7 after multiple days of a sleep deficit.
I started lucid dreaming when I was about 8 years old. This was before google, and when I asked my parents about it, they had no idea what I was talking about. So I didn’t know what exactly was happening, but I did know it was super gay to be conscious while sleeping, so I spent a few weeks figuring out how to forget I was dreaming. I eventually succeeded, but ever since I’ve had the ability to think “Oh, this is a nightmare, I need to wake up.” and open my eyes, wide awake.
For me its the menu from 1999 driver sound effects and all.
I usually quit by dying.
Title made me lose the game.
Damnit, I lost as well.
Let’s get you back to bed, gramps
“I was Zerg Champion of Bumfuck, '97, you little ingrate! My CPAP mask needs to be cleaned…”
One day, he’s going to try to log out, and the logout button will be missing.
Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream. But if he dies in the dream, he dies in real life.
Then the only way he’ll be able to wake up is by beating all 100 floors of his dream
Cheating in a duel against the game master in floor 75*
I would subscribe to your newsletter
You can also look for sword art online
you can listen for a glopping noise
so basically real life
It will definitely happen if someone tells him that :)
I’m trying this right now but it doesn’t work. Am I not asleep? Is this shitty life real?
I remember in middle school I’d always come home with the worst headaches but then I’d just imagine what I did today and select what’s important and what’s not as if they were files in file manager and drag what I didn’t think was important to the recycling bin. It worked too
For some reason, almost all my dreams are lucid, which means I know I’m in a dream. They’re stupid, nonsensical, and usually have people I knew, but have not seen, or thought about in a long time. Occasionally I have a vivid one, which means it seems real. You all know this, just stating it for those who may not know what that means.
Most of my vivid dreams are me trying to find something, or someone in some urban environment, with a sense of urgency. Just me searching for something, someone, or trying to get to some undefined place. Sometimes there are other people, sometimes not, but they never end up helping in my search.
In one of the most vivid memorable ones, it was night, and I was outside of a motel, looking into one of the rooms that had glass walls facing outside. The lights in the room were off, but there were blue, purple, and pink neon business advertisement marquee lights behind me, faintly illuminating the room. I could see living room style furniture, a bar, stools, etc.
I walked around to the side of the building, there was a 2 lane highway, that stretched straight ahead as far as I could see, with multiple hills. Along the both sides of the highway, there were buildings, that were illuminated with typical white highway lights, but the dominant light was blue, purple, and pink neon marquee signs. The entire night sky was illuminated with them.
That one is burned into my memory, it was so vivid, and real. It probably represents loneliness. I’m sure it does.
Feel free to TL;DR.
My newest objective is to lessen to the background people and write as much of their conversations down as i can. As soon as I’m lucid I stop and start to lessen. Depending on where I am I turn and get as close as I can to people. I’ve yet to succeed but I got the idea from someone who said it’s one of the biggest trips.
He has joined the Khala.
ESC
>:q!
Colon Q exclamation point? 6 keystrokes to leave? Sheesh.
If you wrote your dream to disk beforehand,
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might be unnecessary.4 keystrokes!!
If we’re not counting the shift key, ZZ to quit is only 2!
Thank god my nightmares are not viewed in vim. I can’t Google how to quit it while I’m sleeping!
Vim, I wish I knew how to quit you! (/s obviously bc Vim is life)
:q
Holding the power button on my PC until vim shuts down.
:q!
if it’s urgentMight have to hit escape first if you’re not in
visualnormal modeedit: I’m bad at remembering words
Escape puts you in normal mode, visual mode is v
It’s always urgent.
:x
:o
Awake me can remember. Goodnight me can’t 😵💫
I prefer
ZQ
Vim is the nightmare.
Vim is the dream
Would that mean your nightmare is all in ASCII?
Might be. Some unrecognizable, nightmarish UTF8 mixed in with the wrong encoding maybe?
That’s just Thursday
Click escape, which gets you out of the current write mode.
Type :q!