NOFX, JeusLand. I love this song. NOFX taught me a lot about satire when I was a teen. See the song, “You Drink, You Drive, You Spill,” and 'Drugs Are Cool."

I want some drugs. Life sucked less when I was taking them. But also, we didn’t have a fucking batshit leader. Give me drugs so I won’t care.

He’s the smartest man in generations. He said we don’t need vaccines and now I’m ok to eat roadkill without worrying about parasites. What a hero.

My dad almost died from polio. Vaccines are a major part of my existing (my mother got vaccinated against it). Fuck this guy.

I WANT A BRAINWORM. LET’S LEAVE A DEAD BEAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND TELL THAT RACIST SHITHEAD ROSANNE ABOUT IT!

Hey, you thoughtless piece of shit! How’s he going to afford his next private plane if you don’t sign up? You’re so fucking selfish!

Oh shit! You mean it’s ok to not commit atrocities atrocities? What an innovative new idea.

That’s just the most fun headline that I’ve read today. It’s fun on so many levels! I’m closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can’t predict when anything will measure up to this again.

I’m glad my fellow citizens saw through the bs and overrode my vote to keep us happy and safe.

Disclaimer: I might have voted for him because lesser of, but fuck Biden and his ineffective admin. Hey libs: the orange man would have been in jail in a competently run country. Fucking travesty.

Fuck, where is it? I know I put it somewhere around here. It was just here! I hate it when this happens. OH! Here we go…

Tiniest fucking violin, shithead. Hope it tastes great.

Oh, that would be a shame. Not like I was already planning on buying a new computer this year and the idea of over-paying due to RAM shortages and other bs has made me mad at them. After already being mad at them for a lot of reasons that were more abstract in how they harmed me. Fuck 'em.

Hey, you know that Microsoft guy in a high position who pissed off devs on Twitter by saying their code would be replaced by AI and then a lot of the internet called him on his shit? Maybe I can work for him (because I’m certainly not talented enough to get hired directly under ass-face here).

Nothing makes me wanna be a teacher like seeing all of the horrible videos on the internet of students fucking up their teachers and assaulting them. Wait, I think I said that wrong…

His eyes sure look frightened.

I think the richest man, who is a drug addict, who doesn’t know fuck about shit, and who has the political education of a child would make a great dad. Give him the child!

Meanwhile, I hope he develops a crippling seafood allergy and gets trapped at a marina.

Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.

I wish you well. Good luck!

I hope that judge gets hit by a bus. And then pissed on by a dog.

I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.

That explains it. All the mystical, mythological stories in the past weren’t fanciful fairytales after all. Turns out that ancient people had sophisticated science that we still don’t understand. Holy shit, all those history channel shows about ancient aliens or whatever were right!

Can we also make people who still pay for things at a store with a check go to the bad one? It was before the pan, but I couldn’t believe what I was seeing when a lady pulled out her checkbook in front of me at the checkout line. Gtf outta here.

Gosh, Joe. Is Trump bad? Does he want to do bad things? Was voting for him bad? Does that make you bad?

Don’t worry about it, buddy. You were still right to tell everyone you supported him and would vote for him and that you wanted him to hold you in his big strong pudding-arms while you fell asleep. You were right to support him on air with your millions of idiot listeners. It’s ok, pal. Just let everyone know that you don’t approve of this latest bad stuff and then it’s not your fault. There you go, guy.

I don’t understand why you’re posting this here, but it seems like spam to me.

The mask used in Halloween for the Michael Myers character was the face of William Shatner (Shatner apparently didn’t know for many years). They made it creepier by bleaching it or painting it or whatever.

Future Halloween movies, or some competing franchise, can use masks of these people. No modifications needed. In fact, maybe let’s tone it down because we want to make a scary movie, not traumatize everyone.