Josh Hawley’s [R-MO] Local Newspaper Declares Him the ‘Worst Sitting Senator’ - eviltoast
    • nhickz@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Brave Josh Hawley ran away. Bravely ran away away. When rioters reared their ugly heads, He bravely turned his tail & fled. Yes, brave Josh Hawley turned about & gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, J. Hawley!