SOMETHING MASSIVE IS SHIFTING DEEP INSIDE THE MOON - eviltoast

Something is moving inside of the Moon. Yes, you read that correctly.

  • ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    wanders in wearing a Kangol visor, JNCO yardies, and about 78lbs of candy

    "Yo the map i got from under a rock in the field behind 7/11 on Jefferson and MLK said this is where the rave is supposed to be…

    …am i early or something?"

    • Zier@fedia.io
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      1 month ago

      Entrance fee is 1 candy necklace + 1 flashing LED stick, multicolor only!!