It would be even funnier if you yelled out, “5 5 5 1 2 1 2”.

I know, because I now have all your clothes.

[David Attenborough voice] “This is Ninja Pigeon. He has shown up with his ninja staff, and he is here to kick your ass!”

Spoiler alert, everything that comes out of your mouth is the stupidest. And I would love it if someone would clap you upside your head.

Looks like Rooibos tea.

Pardon me, but that is MY Jabong. I know it’s mine because it’s green. The man who sold it to me said it was a one of a kind because it’s green. Please kindly return it to me by placing it on my front porch.

That’s why I never eat toast in Alabama.

I usually speak very loudly while entering my PIN, “1 2 3 4”

The problem with the GOP right now is they keep adding “demons” to the mix. Too many “demons” confuse people. We got; woke, libtards, democrats, trans, furries, illegal immigrants, and on & on. In the past they picked one “demon” and pounded that group to death. Abortion or “the gays” are examples. The GOP will always fine a group to become the latest “demon” to fight (LOL). Too many choices confuses people and humans will just give up when overwhelmed with decision fatigue.

So is light roast Arabica, sour bitter. But roasting Robusto dark and mixing it with dark roasted Arabica, removes all the sour. In a blind taste test you would not be able to tell.

Just like taking Pinot Grigio and mixing it with Columbard, softens the bite that white wine has.

Price means nothing if the product was not thought out.

“Reverse the curse” LOL! LOL! LOL! What a frightened little snowflake.

New headline: “Alabama man jailed for abusing his toaster” /s

When hardware has the rights of Humans, it’s time to burn society down. We are in the stupidest, worst written sci-fi B-movie.

This is a horrific story. We need stronger laws surrounding rape. I guarantee you, that if republican men were being raped, we would have death penalty laws against rape.

Mt Dew Throwback with real sugar is the bomb!!! And stupidly addictive. The HFCS version is evil.

Never had monk fruit, but Stevia leaves a hard licorice/anise after taste in my mouth and I hate anise.

I usually walk into a music store, fill up a box and scream “bye bitches” and leave.

Any beverage with High Fructose Corn Syrup. It’s not actually sweet like sugar to my taste buds, it has a really bitter after taste, extremely sharp. I can always tell when it’s not real sugar in a beverage.

At this point in time, most of the World would prefer that.

God finally answered one of my prayers!