Kids today will never understand - eviltoast
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    3 months ago

    Are we praying that the disc loads, or are we praying along with the holy sounds that were the PlayStation startup sounds?

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      3 months ago

      Why would the disk not load? I properly stored it on the middle of the uncased CD stack.

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      3 months ago

      Or praying the space ship flies true.

      I remember there was an Easter egg but I can’t recall if it was related to no disc and then loading an audio cd or something else. You’d have a small space ship flying around and towards and away from the screen almost like a screensaver.

      It’s been almost 30 years though so I’m a little hazy on the details.

      It’s bugging me that I can’t find it online anywhere.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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      3 months ago

      Little of both. This is where you might encounter a boot error, between the white and black screens. But I never saw one that I didn’t forcibly make happen when modding. At least not with PlayStation’s. Xbox red rings were common as fuck, and they would also occur during the startup logo sequence.

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      EDIT: I found my favorite PS1 animation helping out below! HERE it is!

      I have all of the retro consoles boot animations that people were cool enough to switch up into a Steam Deck boot animations I also have the plugin for deck tools that allows you to get a random one after each reboot. Needless to say, I never get tired of hearing the old OG Gameboy, PS1/2, GameCube, etc. boot animations and sounds. Core memories indeed!

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          It never gets old! I have to boot into Windows partitions for some few things, so coming back to these retro boot animations reminds me that SteamOS is home. :P

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          Here you go!

          Decky Loader

          Animation Changer (I recommend just following the install guide for Decky Loader, opening the plugins shop from the side menu, and then finding the Animation Changer plugin. I just included this link so you would know what to look for, and to see some of the dope ass animations people have been kind enough to share.)

          Happy hunting! If you don’t know, you can also install CSS themes, change the background noise and UI audio elements too! I’ve got mine with a Fallout (Blue) theme, sounds from the Pipboy for navigating the menus, and most of the retro console boot animations. :)

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      3 months ago

      My PS2 would randomly decide not to read the disc sometimes. IIRC, we were pretty careful with both the disks and console.

      From what i remember, the issue was the laser was either dirty or otherwise shotty and sometimes wouldn’t read the disc

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        3 months ago

        I remember opening my PS2 to clean like a quarter inch of dust off the laser. And then losing money when trading it in to GameStop because the seal was broke

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      3 months ago

      THIS. 100% THIS.

      Simple rule for discs: always touch the edges, never the surfaces! It’s…it’s not that hard. I never had PSX disc read problems.

      Not throwing shade at the kids who did because of shoddy lasers or something, of course. :)

      (I did have OG Xbox disc read problems… because those crappy Thompson drives shredded discs over time)

      Seeing people hold the surfaces of discs with their snack-greased fingers would infuriate me. Same with seeing them put label-up on the dusty VCR / cable box / dvd player rather than back in the case to switch games.

      Nowadays it seems even more common because people don’t seem to know how discs work.

      On that note, It’s the same thing with RAM. Watching tech review channels where they’re just pinch-holding RAM sticks or fanning them out like playing cards makes me twitch.

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    This applies tenfold if you lived in a country where the are only pirated copies of games and all consoles come pre-modchipped (especially if your game was a multi-language copy with a built-in selector/launcher). I assume the modchips had shit timing, so when the chip was having a bad day I would sometimes have to restart my PS2 for 10-15 minutes straight until it loaded. Sometimes I gave up and came back later to repeat the cycle.

    Bonus memory: PS2 is supposed to play PS1 games. So when we got a PS2, on the first day I tried one of my bootleg PS1 games and it loaded fine. After that, it never loaded another PS1 game ever, showing the “please insert PS1 or PS2 disc” error.

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      Thankfully there was a magazine here that wasn’t afraid of talking about chips, which ones were good, which ones enabled ps1 games too, etc. It’s why I purposefully asked for a matrix chip for my fat ps2.

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      This reminds me of the story behind CD Projekt RED getting started in Poland. The only way for them to bring games to their community was basically bootlegging them, so that’s where they began.

      That’s rough. :(

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    3 months ago

    The heavy bass effect that blew out my dad’s surround sound subwoofer amp due to me maxxing out the low frequency gain from the PS1 startup tune lives rent free in my head.

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    3 months ago

    The worst was if it was a multi disc game and the broken disc was the last one. You’re invested, excited to see how the story ends, ready to smash Sephiroth’s face in, and it all grinds to a halt.

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    I’m glad we have finally gotten to a technological point where games just go right to the god damn menu the moment you power on the machine (or at least, good ones without an hour of unskippable logos and disclaimers), since that was what I had originally, you know, back before the CD era and everything was solid state. You’d pop in an NES, Master System, SNES or Genesis cart in, power it on and BAM! the game is already going.

    Not that I am not nostalgic for the PS1, PS2, Dreamcast and GameCube startup sequences.

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      Am currently playing Hades, start the game, the game load, BAM, the menu screen. Such respect toward player’s time.

      In AAA games and a lot of indies, everyone involved/slightly involved want to show you their shiny logo, no skipping.

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        Lol I don’t miss that at all either! Starting up a game was some buffet-pick of:

        • NVIDIA - the way it’s meant to be played.

        • ATI

        • HAVOK engine.

        • F-Mod

        • BINK video

        • EA GAMES - (challenge everything)

        • Ubisoft purple tunnel video clip

        • “This game might cause seizures BTW ask ur doctor idk.”

        • “Graffiti is art but it’s a crime we didn’t make you do it.” (JSRF lol)

        • NOW LOADING. . . . . . . . .

        • FINALLY. Start menu.

        And I remember clicking around and hitting ESC or the controller buttons in vain just out of sheer wishfulness. XD

  • heavy@sh.itjust.works
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    3 months ago

    Nice comic.

    Used to have a copy of Wild Arms on the PSX, and there was a scratch so deep that stopped progressing past Cecilia’s intro, but man we tried.

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      Thanks now I have ptsd, worse sound every. I hated that when it happen. Question how come we never see this happen with PS3 snd above? Did they fix something or disk just made better?

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    3 months ago

    Man this takes me back, I used to have a faulty LAPD: Future Cop disk, which happened to be my favourite game, me and a friend used to sit in front of the TV saying “pls pls pls pls” and cheer when it worked.

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    3 months ago

    Oh, man. This brings back memories. I did this every time I loaded any game into the system. My PS1 had issues with the balls on the disc spindle that locked the disc in place. I had no idea and had so many issues with discs not loading until I discovered it. Then it became the disc equivalent of popping the cartridge out of the SNES and re-seating it until it worked. Eventually, I had to replace the balls as they fell out but as a broke college student, I just crumpled small bits of aluminum foil into similar sized balls and stuffed them in there. Worked great after that.