Easy! Just spend the month in a US hospital without insurance
Hopefully the billion will cover the rest of the bill
Genie never said they’d give me a 100M to spend in the first place. No way I’d be able to spend 100M that I don’t have.
This reminds me of a scam I fell for in Eve Online once
Easy, buy up a bunch of land for conservation
Sent this to my friend at AWS and he said it was already all-over their internal Memes Slack channel. At least their engineers and project managers are in on the joke. 😁
Create a serverless function on AWS that calls a serverless function on Azure, which calls a serverless function on gcp which calls a serverless function on Oracle cloud which loops it back to AWS.
Now stick CloudFlare in between each step of that.
Dude, you only have 100 million.
“Can I invest in crypto”
“I already said no throwing it away”