Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly" - eviltoast
Dickerson Park Zoo x-rays show evidence of raccoon roadkill inside the bird's stomach.
    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      4 months ago

      but hey, we can always strap some fusion-powered mobility thrusters and it’ll soar with the best of them, right?

      (also, while we’re at it, lets give them control of their shits and train them to shit on trump.)