God has a plan... and it's bad - eviltoast
  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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    4 months ago

    Best I can tell, it’s people with zero critical thinking skills rationalizing why their invisible sky wizard hasn’t razed Chicago yet despite BEYOND EVIL being present.

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          Correct. And Christians have been led by a false prophet to think that the party most espousing the teachings of Jesus, is actually a cult of Satan.

          Which just goes to show your how gullable religion makes you. As intended by the ruling class.

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            Not only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky “good” people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn’t like collateral damage.

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              God: Son, get out of the city, I’m gonna blow them up

              Man: But God… im a democrat

              God: You son of a… boom boom boom

              And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats