God has a plan... and it's bad - eviltoast
  • Tyfud@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    Correct. And Christians have been led by a false prophet to think that the party most espousing the teachings of Jesus, is actually a cult of Satan.

    Which just goes to show your how gullable religion makes you. As intended by the ruling class.

    • borth@sh.itjust.works
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      4 months ago

      Not only that, but God would end their life by blowing them all up with magic bombs, if those pesky “good” people would just get out of the city; because we all know God doesn’t like collateral damage.

      • s08nlql9@lemm.eeOP
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        God: Son, get out of the city, I’m gonna blow them up

        Man: But God… im a democrat

        God: You son of a… boom boom boom

        And God destroyed the city of Chicago and promised to his children to never again curse the humans unless they are democrats