SSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months ago"Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon."lemmy.worldimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1149arrow-down15
arrow-up1144arrow-down1image"Corporal, call me Lance Armstrong, because I'm about to step on the moon."lemmy.worldSSTF@lemmy.world to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squaremyster0n@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·3 months agoNot Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!
minus-squareGot_Bent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 months agoI thought we were talking about Buzz Armstrong. Guy was so fast he changed his last name to Light-year.
minus-squareMeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 months agoNo, you’re thinking of Neil Lance-year.
minus-squareSSTF@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-23 months agoKeep up that back talk and I’ll bust you back down to Corporal so fast it will make your head spin.
minus-squareWindows_Error_Noises@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoWho’s easily confused with Stretch “Bicycle” Aldrin! Those silly astronauts.
Not Lance Armstrong, that’s the one-balled Tour De France winner. You’re thinking of Stretch Armstrong!
I thought we were talking about Buzz Armstrong. Guy was so fast he changed his last name to Light-year.
No, you’re thinking of Neil Lance-year.
Keep up that back talk and I’ll bust you back down to Corporal so fast it will make your head spin.
Who’s easily confused with Stretch “Bicycle” Aldrin! Those silly astronauts.