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  • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    We should have them both in a 1/4 mile bicycle race. First of all trump would need a full suspension upgrade just to keep the frame from collapsing, and fill the tires with expanding foam so they don’t blow under that 350 pound body.