The glasses store

And by job I mean my penis.

Yes, its that easy when you get all that for free to start your business with.

Hey remember 9/11?

I’m interested

How does Linux fix this?

Are snails the new sharks? I’m only bi so I don’t get all the newsletters.

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Well yeah you have all those electric boats sinking

Throw radios in the ocean?

Firefox users were too cocky and wouldn’t shut up about how amazing it is. The universe took them down a peg.

Do you hear that Linux users?

Holy shit

Nah there’s a third fucker too. Fuck that guy.

They have not seen the light

It was the first for me and I was not mentally prepared for it to jump out at me like that

If you’re going to be a James Bond villain you need a name. I suggest the mind goblin

This ends on the news.

Getting this while I’m high off my ass felt like a ninja was jumping out at me. That is a beautiful alert.

LEMMY.

VOTES.

NO.

Like how people say ‘im dead’ when something is funny