Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agoWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1932arrow-down112
arrow-up1920arrow-down1imageWe cater any event!sh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squarelightnsfw@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down1·5 months agoA catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
minus-squaredumbass@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·5 months agoWaiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket? Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoAnother one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses… “This one’s still full, want me to leave it?” “Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
minus-squareNaoPblinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-25 months agoCatering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.
A catered quiet night alone sounds pretty dope actually.
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
Another one comes around to gather your empty champagne glasses…
“This one’s still full, want me to leave it?”
“Nah, you can dump it. I wasn’t up for going to the toilet after being called a pig in a blanket…”
Catering companies would love to bring you food for 10 people and the plates to keep it warm for your quiet night alone. All you gotta do is pay.