Colorado Republican Party issues call to burn all Pride flags - eviltoast
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      Next thing you know they’re gonna start raising their right (left?) arms at a roughly 45° angle upwards, fingers pointing to the sky, palms towards the ground. They’ll silently watch the fire as they think in their tiny chimp brains that Nazis are true Americans and everyone else is an illegal alien who needs to be gassed.

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        They’ll silently watch the fire as they think in their tiny chimp brains that Nazis are true Americans and everyone else is an illegal alien who needs to be gassed.

        all while goosestepping to the audio book of My Thoughts By Trump, (shadow written by somebody else because he only writes with sharpies and crayons)

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            I wouldn’t be shocked at all if Trump actually published a book suposedly authored by him, but was really just plagerized version of Mein Kampf. (And while, yes, it’s ‘my struggle’, i felt ‘my thoughts’ would be more ironic.)

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          “It’s a traditional salute! There’s absolutely nothing wrong with it, it’s part of our heritage™”

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          Didn’t know that was the name of it, at least in the context of US history. Too bad a certain mustachioed dictator ruined both that and this symbol: 卍

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        I’m just glad that the army exists to protect the constitution.

        I can’t imagine a coup attempt from these chucklefucks going any way but atrociously for anyone who steps to the US Army.