‘It’s time we put a felon in the White House,’ California sheriff says - eviltoast
Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco says he is tired of legislators and elected officials not caring about the rule of law. That’s why he says he’s endorsing former President Donald Trump, who was just convicted last week in the state of New York on 34 counts of falsifying business records, in the November election. In […]
  • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
    541·
    5 months ago

    There’s a whole long LIST of things we can try long before settling on “first felon president.”

    • First Woman President

    • First Openly Gay President

    • First Asian/Pacific Islander President

    • First Albino President

    • First Teenage President

    • First Werewolf President

    • First Teenage Werewolf President

    • First Robot President

    • First Robot Teenage Werewolf President

    • First Normal President

    We could go on and on too.

    • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.ukEnglish
      6·
      5 months ago

      i’m pretty sure theres a lower age limit for president so unfortunately Teenager, Werewolf teenager, and Robot teenage werewolf are out

    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.worldEnglish
      3·
      5 months ago

      Women, Asian and Pacific islander people are all normal. I propose a woman like that who is normal, who multiracial and LGBT. Usually mommas know what is best for the kids. So why not the ultimate love momma? You mess with us and we’ll f-u up. You work with us and we’ll love you to pieces. So I propose momma bear. Even better if she’s well educated with a medical PhD and…but I mean, why not a hotel maid? My mom was a hotel maid and she’s got the best heart and mind you’ll ever meet. Don’t need a PhD to be president.

      • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        5 months ago

        Women, Asian and Pacific islander people are all normal.

        thatspartofthejoke.jpg

        Don’t need a PhD to be president.

        Not holding our leaders to a higher standard is how we got here. I want my leader to be much smarter than me.

      • lightnsfw@reddthat.comEnglish
        1·
        5 months ago

        Usually mommas know what is best for the kids. So why not the ultimate love momma? You mess with us and we’ll f-u up. You work with us and we’ll love you to pieces. So I propose momma bear.

        Wasn’t that Palin’s shtick?

    • Leviathan@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      5 months ago

      How about a young guy with truly progressive ideas? I find it hard to believe no one ever gains enough traction with social media the way it is, or maybe it’s because social media is the way it is. Or maybe people like that just don’t get into politics.

    • IamtheMorgz@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      5 months ago

      This is ridiculous! We will never have a teenage president because you have to be 35 to run. Proof the whole thing is rigged.

    • Cosmicomical@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      5 months ago

      Off topic but I’m not ok with a robot president, because it would mean we made fully conscious robots, which is a recipe for disaster. We need to build flexible and smart tools without an ego, not an actually superior iron race.

    • Mocking Moniker@lemmy.worldEnglish
      12·
      5 months ago

      The gnostics wouldn’t accept any president. I’m expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

      • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        5 months ago

        I’m expecting a response in relation as to why i chose a cult.

        This reminds me of one of those furries who always has to interject in any role playing situation that they’re furries and their character is a furry despite nobody in the gaming session actually asking or encouraging that person.