No. Reality ended in [REDACTED], this is a simulation.

The children yearn for the mines…

I decided to just go everywhere naked so I didn’t have to deal with this crap and people were all like “Do you even know Star Wars? Name 3 Hutts!”

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Got any… Grapes?

My desktop is kinda basic: SMB world 1-1, stretched across 2 monitors. The sky fades to a darker blue; I hate desktop clutter, so it’s just enough “art” so that it’s not a solid color.

I’m boring, lol, I’ll post the image when I get a chance.

I’m old enough to remember when a Big Mac Value Meal was $2.99 a McDonald’s

Something tells me she was probably spewing from her face hole about how the January 6th riots were justified…

no one should be a billionaire

Whose parents do I have to kill to make one of these billionaires into Batman?

I don’t think he’s going to be able to outrun the dementia for too much longer

Windows ME

Zero tolerance rules are so dumb. I told my kid if someone hits you, fight until I get there to pick you up since you’re going to get suspended anyway.

Jindiana?

I feel like Hollow Knight’s difficulty was in the boss fights, you’d traverse pretty easily, then get stuck listening to a fucking Dung Beetle yelling “HOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!” while getting you’re ass kicked for 45 minutes.

In Silksong I’ve gotten my ass handed to me by improper platforming & random nobodies more times than I can count.

My wife wears anything between a DDD and an I, depending on brand / cut / style. I’ve been there for those fitting appointments, I’m really only joking about the materials, but I’m sure there’s probably some carbon fiber being used somewhere, and I’ve seen brands with trademarked stretchy/moisture-wicking fabrics, so that’s pretty true as well.

If it makes you feel any better, in the US to get an automatic rifle you also need a fuckton of money to pay for a tax stamp.

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The next tier once you go far enough past D is having an appointment with specialty consultants to properly fit you into an engineered mass of patent pending fabrics, carbon fiber supports, and experimental closure devices.

This is exactly as expensive as it sounds. They make swimsuits as well…

Soft cricket chirp every 1486.52 seconds.