*Naruto - eviltoast
  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    My parents at 24: oh shit you’re pregnant better get married

    Me at 32 living in sin and child free: is another plant too much responsibility?

    • LasagnaCat@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Hello fellow childless 32 year old. You get that plant!

      Signed, Another childless 32 year old that just planted day liilies and strawberries

      • NaoPb
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        4 months ago

        Fake plants will do just fine. And guess what happens when you forget to water them? They’re still fine.