Catholic 'media ministry' defrocks AWOL AI priest after it told faithful you can baptise babies in Gatorade and that, sure, it can totally perform your wedding - eviltoast
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    7 months ago

    It thought this was the new Vatican DLC for Civ VI when I saw the image, lol

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      7 months ago

      Father Justin, will you trade my 25 Diplomatic Favour for 20 horses please?

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        6 months ago

        Father Justin agrees, then sends Apostles to each of your cities and coverts them.

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          6 months ago

          Father Justin then warns you that OUR WORDS ARE BACKED WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS

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            6 months ago

            Imagine the Papal States never dissolving and becoming a nuclear-armed power in the 20th century, using the threat of nuclear annihilation to maintain their independence and increase their global influence.

            That would be an interesting alternative history scenario.

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              6 months ago

              I’d read that novel. I bet you could find a lot of creative uses for all that rapture talk.