Portapotty poetry - eviltoast
  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    “Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”

    Give a nickle raise… save more on TP

    Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union

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        7 months ago

        No. the original “I get a dime // shit on company time” saying is very old. like old enough people were actually being paid in dimes. A nickle raise would cost less than the TP used in shitting on company time, hence my (lousy) middle-manager joke.

        Seriously. if you’ve got the option… be in a union. If you don’t… Uh… my advice is… start one.