Lemmings who have tasted dog food, what brands do you recommend for after the apocalypse? - eviltoast

Or any pet food I guess.

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    Not dog food, but cat food.

    We had 2 kinds of dry cat food, one the cats would eat, one the cats would not eat. We didn’t know what the difference was so I went “Fine!”

    Neither tasted particularly good to me, but the one they liked had a crunchy texture and the one they didn’t was squishy, like it was stale Corn Pops cereal.

    Between the two? I suggest the crunchy kind.

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      7 months ago

      There is another reason to use cat food beyond the superior flavor (on which I am just going to trust you): Dog food will often contain bone meal, which is fine for dogs, but indigestible for humans (and cats). Can clog up your guts.

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          1990 maybe? Now that you mention it I didn’t even notice until years later when Sarah Silverman did a song about it

      • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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        7 months ago

        I thought cat food also contained bone meal? They call it “ash content” or something like that.

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          OK, turns out they use it much less in dog food, but also to some extent in cat food. So it does just come down to the flavor.

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        I have heard (and it might be wrong) that cats can eat dog food with no ill effects. They just cannot survive on dog food alone because it does not contain the nutrients necessary for cats.

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          Yeah it amazes me that cats can get their entire vit D supplements from food. Meanwhile humans should not go without sun. Supplements alone do not cut it

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      7 months ago

      C’mon Jordan! Name names! What’s the good stuff? I need to stockpile for…reasons.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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    That shit they keep in a refrigerator. It’s literally just a shepherd’s pie/stew marketed as dog food. It smelled better than what I had made for myself one night so I took a bite. If I had no shame, I would have ate that and gave the dogs what I made cuz it was actually better.

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    Pet food is unseasoned and more expensive than bottom shelf canned meals made for human consumption.

    I’d stock up on those instead…

    I did sample some of the stuff out of curiosity, and it was overwhelmingly bland and chewy. Not terrible, just really dull.

  • NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth
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    Dog food is safe to eat in America at least. They have to keep it that way because kids are stupid and might eat it.

    As an example, my son ate cat food one time when he was two.

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      7 months ago

      Yeah, it’s kind of like eating raw flour. But extremely bland and weirdly minerally. Still better than kibble.

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    Dog food is after the regular cans are gone and you’re desperate. If I was a survivalist, I’d stack up on beans, peanuts, multivitamins and water purification of some sort. But I’m not so I don’t. Good thing I have big bags of kibble and booze.

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    I used to work at an animal shelter and as a result have dished up the vast majority of commercially available wet cat foods at some point (we’d get lots of stuff donated to us). At least what’s available where I live. Not gonna lie there have been a few fish ones where they’ve honestly smelled just like a decent fish chowder and I’ve thought ‘you know, in an apocalypse…’. Some are just chunks of mackerel or sardines in sauce and I eat sardines in sauce all the time lol. You’d have to eat a lot of them to get enough calories though. Kitten food is probably the most calorically dense but you won’t get a lot of flavor or texture options, mainly mystery meat pâté.

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    I’ve tasted both cat and dog kibbles, my kids used to love eating them when they were toddlers. I just wanted to know if I was missing out on something.

    Neither tasted good, but the cat kibbles weren’t nearly as bad as dog kibbles. There most likely are brand differences, but my curiosity was satisfied by the sampling I had available at the time.

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    If you’re resorting to pet food, you probably won’t have a large variety of options. Just eat whatever you can get your hands on and hope your stomach can handle it.

    I’ve been feeding my dogs many different kinds of pellets and canned foods over the years. I always wash my hands after feeding ASAP, because the smell has a tendency to linger. It’s not vomit-inducing, but it’s still pretty far from pleasant.

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    My nephew apparently loves kibbles. Got to ask my brother the brand, gonna let you lnow.

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    7 months ago

    Is pet food not perishable or something ? Why not learn traditional long term preservation techniques instead ?

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      I imagine in a survival situation, most proper none perishables would have already been looted from a grocery store but maybe the dog food would be overlooked.

      Only reason I can think of for this question. Or maybe OP lost a bet and he’s trying to make the best of it.

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    Cheap dry cat food is unpleasant stale savory tasting and the flavor lingers in your mouth. It tastes like cat breath and could really use some salt and sauce to take the edge off.