eviltoast
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Plw@lemmy.today to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 年前

Future of American Dream 🏡

lemmy.today

message-square
194
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • texas@lemmy.world
382

Future of American Dream 🏡

lemmy.today

Plw@lemmy.today to Memes@sopuli.xyz · 2 年前
message-square
194
link
fedilink
  • cross-posted to:
  • texas@lemmy.world
  • netburnr@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    47
    arrow-down
    3
    ·
    2 年前

    Why would you want 2 baths for a single bedroom house…

    • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      39
      arrow-down
      4
      ·
      2 年前

      Have you lived with another human that needs to shit at same time as you? It definitely happens.

      • GiantFloppyCock@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        28
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        Just sit on the other’s lap and drop that double decker deuce, my friend. Also saves water with a single flush.

        • AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          7
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          2 年前

          Hell yeah. Or if u have to piss while your wife is shitting just have her spread her legs and go in between. Gotta be on point with ur aim tho.

          • Skeezix@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 年前

            What if one of you is dropping nuggets and the other is “draining the oil pan” with a bout of IBS? You need to be sure who’s the bottom deck.

        • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 年前

          You underestimate my power.

      • SuperDuper@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        11
        ·
        2 年前

        Just get 1 bathroom with 2 toilets

        • redcalcium@lemmy.institute
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          12
          ·
          2 年前

          Side by side or facing each other?

          • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            5
            ·
            2 年前

            Facing one another so you can hold hands for support during your times of struggle.

          • SuperDuper@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            4
            ·
            2 年前

            Depends. Do you prefer cooperative multiplayer or competitive multiplayer?

          • Tehhund@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            2 年前

            Yes.

      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        arrow-down
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        This can be solved by the technology of just waiting a few minutes until they are done.

        If you have the space for two bathrooms then sure, go ahead, but the argument here is that there isn’t really space for it.

        • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          2 年前

          Piss off. You’ve obviously never lived with someone and experienced the moments it was critical to use the toilet.

          Ever lived with someone while both of you were ill and had diarrhea?

          Your reply is ignorant.

    • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      2 年前

      You can have a separate half bath for guests.

      • KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        That would be 1.5 bathrooms, not 2.

    • chooglers@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 年前

      when you and your wife both have to take a massive shit in the morning

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 年前

      One for the ensuite, one for the “main” bathroom when guests are over or whatever. I assume there’s still a living room of sorts.

      • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        2 年前

        You are right, check out the 3D tour:

        https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7117-Elm-Cv-San-Antonio-TX-78244/2053945461_zpid/

        Looks really cramped…

        • MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 年前

          I like that they don’t even try to fit a bed in that small ass room

          • frostysauce@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            2 年前

            It’s at the back of the room.

    • Psiczar@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 年前

      Do you people not have guests over? Do you want them traipsing upstairs and using your bath room?

      • Amaltheamannen@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 年前

        Uhm yeah? In Europe it’s pretty common to just have one bathroom and just… Wait for the other person to be done.

Memes@sopuli.xyz

memes@sopuli.xyz

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !memes@sopuli.xyz

Post memes here.

A meme is an idea, behavior, or style that spreads by means of imitation from person to person within a culture and often carries symbolic meaning representing a particular phenomenon or theme.

An Internet meme or meme, is a cultural item that is spread via the Internet, often through social media platforms. The name is by the concept of memes proposed by Richard Dawkins in 1972. Internet memes can take various forms, such as images, videos, GIFs, and various other viral sensations.

  • Wait at least 2 months before reposting
  • No explicitly political content (about political figures, political events, elections and so on), !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca can be better place for that
  • Use NSFW marking accordingly

Laittakaa meemejä tänne.

  • Odota ainakin 2 kuukautta ennen meemin postaamista uudelleen
  • Ei selkeän poliittista sisältöä (poliitikoista, poliittisista tapahtumista, vaaleista jne) parempi paikka esim. !politicalmemes@lemmy.ca
  • Merkitse K18-sisältö tarpeen mukaan
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.37K users / day
  • 4.76K users / week
  • 7.7K users / month
  • 15.5K users / 6 months
  • 18 local subscribers
  • 14.7K subscribers
  • 3.2K Posts
  • 57.6K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz
  • seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.social
  • graphito@sopuli.xyz
  • BE: 0.19.15
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org