“My son tells me your company STINKS!!”

Probably would’ve gotten a lighter sentence

And getting paid $250k for being a “guest speaker” sonewhere when it’s really just a bribe. Even if congress weren’t paid any salary they would still make bank from other sources of revenue.

Its like how DJT took a “$1 presidential salary” or whatever but has made billions doing other things.

I get the sentiment but I’m willing to bet a vast majority of people genuinely think they would “just do the right thing in that situation.” But people underestimate the temptation in the moment. They’ve never actually thought to try and put themselves in that situation, or what they might do, they just thought “of course im a good person” and left it at that.

And naturally the mere suggestion of “thinking it out” is met with ridicule. “How can you even consider it?! This should be a fast, easy answer!!”. When not thinking about it at all is what contributed to it happening.

People living in a desert would think water slides are heaven. The logic checks out.

That’s why they say “hell is a bottomless pit”.

No matter how bad it gets, things can ALWAYS get worse.

1 bag frozen corn, 2 green/red/yellow peppers, refried black beans from a can, rice with a packet of taco seasoning thrown in for flavor, and a grilled sweet onion. Split across 5 glass Tupperware containers.

Used to do broccoli, brussel sprouts, mushrooms for a little while, but the corn, peppers and onion keep really well. Its that last meal on Friday that could sometimes get questionable lol

Their bodies

Love seeing a Jreg reference in the wild!! His “Please Conclude the World War Trilogy” was incredible.

I’ve stared into the abyss long enough to feel it stare back into me.

Meal prepping the same lunch.

Been doing this for over a decade now. Minor variations in veggies, switched from chicken to beans and rice about a year ago. I love it. Very affordable and I never have to think about lunch.

I’ve had a co-worker call me a “bad man” when I told him I just eat the same thing everyday. I get it tho, people need to change things up. But for me as long as it has nutrients and doesn’t taste bad I genuinely don’t care that it’s exactly the same.

Respect

All the good Christians tell the pope to “shut the fuck up”.

There are dudes who come to work in their giant trucks and let them run idle in the parking lot for 10-15 minutes before work everyday. They don’t turn off the truck and sit inside, they let it run in park. I have no idea why they don’t at least turn off their trucks. Also not sure why they don’t clock in early (our job allows this and I get at least 1 hour of ot each week just from clocking in a little early each day).

Im guessing people just don’t think or care. They only see “I need a new car. Let me look at new cars. Only big vehicles? OK sure whatever. I just want a new one I don’t care about specifics”.

“It’s way easier to fool someone than it is to convince them they’ve been fooled.”

We could create great things for humanity and the world. But we work in factories making things that get marketed to be sold so a line can go up.

He was a homeless man who shit in people’s lawns lol. I know a couple stories, he’s a huge troll.

Plato was teaching a class, where they defined human as “hairless and bi-pedal”. So Diogenes plucked a chicken and brought it to class and said “Behold!! A man!”.

Diogenes was washing some vegetables in a river (naked of course) and Plato approached him and said “Diogenes, if only you could pay taxes to the king, you wouldn’t have to wash your food in a river.” And Diogenes replied “Plato, if only you could wash food in a river, you wouldn’t have to pay taxes to the king.”

Diogenes was sun bathing on a beach (naked) when Alexander the Great approached him. Being a fan he told Diogenes (who was still laying naked in the sand) that he wanted to give Diogenes a gift. Anything within Alexander’s power to give, just ask. So Diogenes asked “Could you take a few steps to the side? You’re blocking the sun.”

I have no sources just things I’ve heard lol

She’s not turning tricks tho, she’s robbing people

Can I just get #2 three times?