HP printers just churning out page after page of 1 line of Wingdings font…

I was thinking Peppermint Patty

If I sit on the couch playing vidya games for 2 hours, my back hurts for 2 days.

1996 was probably the last time I said I can’t wait for summer. Summer sucks.

Food and housing is actually more important and, you know, shit is expensive.

“The light was on.”

Go on without us. We’re headed back to the Dark Ages.

Receipts are mostly printed on thermal paper that contains toxic chemicals. Not sure about the testosterone thing but receipts aren’t the best for you.

Just turn on the faucet in Canada. Duh

McNormandy opens June 2026

That name is fucking awesome

He’s going to deploy troops to cities and seize voting machines.

Reports indicate it was a muted response to indicate an intention to deescalate. They had to do something but they didn’t go crazy. We’ll see, I guess.

Where does South Jersey begin?

Definitely the creepy castle

Lemmy can’t handle a moth and beans in one post

Is the guy on the left wearing a wig?

Dot dweeeee dot dot dot dweee doooowwww…

Yes, I blocked that account as I was so tired of seeing the same horse pics every day.