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  • Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Right I’m confused.

    You’re in the bedroom but they go to the restroom

    Which fucking one are they in?

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              10 months ago

              The Middle French word ‘toile’ (“cloth”) had a diminutive form: ‘toilette’, or “small piece of cloth.” This word became ‘toilet’ in English, and referred to a cloth put over the shoulders while dressing the hair or shaving.

              Got em

              • harry_balzac@lemmy.world
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                10 months ago

                It’s where I rest my brain from the stupid at work. Being able to sit on a nasty commode with my nethers exposed is a bonus.

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        10 months ago

        You don’t live in your kitchen

        You don’t rest in your toilet

        Unless, like I say, throwing a whitey

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          10 months ago

          oh I finally get what you’re saying. You’re taking issue with calling that room “rest” room instead of “toilet”

          but seeing as “toilet” literally means “a small piece of cloth” - if we’re going to go down that path, why are you calling both the room and it’s commode a piece of cloth?

        • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈@feddit.uk
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          10 months ago

          Oooooh it’s just Americans with their funny words for things.

          Obviously they mean lavatory, toilet, loo, shitter, bog, water closet, facilities, tile palace, WC, khazi, ceramic throne of dreams, privy, latrine, etc.

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        10 months ago

        I’ve never seen anyone rest on a toilet

        Wait, no, I have done while throwin a whitey

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          10 months ago

          It’s restful because you’re not watching… At least without a consent higher than “let’s have sex”

    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 months ago

      are you not familiar with houses having attached bathrooms in the master bedroom?

      Its a thing here in NA for suburban homes, and for houses in europe to some degree im guessing.

    • Chaos@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      There are many reasons toilets are called the restroom dated back in history. However these days it’s mostly just considered a polite way of taking care of one’s business, without projecting to a partner that you may be taking a massive duce.