Or when he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein. Or when he raped his wife. Or when he said he doesn’t wait, he just “grabs them by the pussy”. Or when he was credibly-accused of barging in on multiple teenage dressing rooms, enough that they had to warn the contestants…

Consent is important. Like, above all else. But also, if a woman wanted to suck my dick, like any time, for any reason, no matter the surroundings… I’m in. Wait, I just gave consent!

Duh. She’s a woman. maga freaks hate women and minorities.

No, I already get nauseous traveling.

I’m snarky, but this is genuinely great information. Thanks for sharing!

particular steps

Yeah, imma install PowerToys.

Just having a roll of paper towels is a powerful totem. Keep it within 100 yards of your fridge!

Only Trump or Monica Lewinsky could say for sure…

I will in a moment!

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Cool. Do foxes next.

It’s like threatening (most) Independents/Democrats with investigating Nancy Pelosi. 🤷‍♂️ Like, go for it.

No, it’s pronounced “soft”, like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

Palantir CEO Alex Karp has stated, “Not only is patriotism right, patriotism will make you rich.”

They’re all in on it. You have to give up your morals to extract obscene amounts of money from the workers…

THANK YOU. But the government still refuses to pay for a herald for me…

I haven’t either! Because I won’t willingly install a rootkit on my computer or play a game that requires malware…

Your dinner seems undercooked.

No, they’re just curious. They don’t understand why you go into the rain partition, but hope you are okay in there!

No, because such a thing doesn’t exist.