happy wild weasel noises - eviltoast
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    1 year ago

    Own a SAM site for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four A6 Intruders break into my airspace. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and S-300. Blow a golf ball sized holes through the first intruder, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my MANPADS on the second intruder, miss him entirely because he uses flares and nails the neighbors Mi-8 Hip. I have to resort to the S-200 mounted in the backyard loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two intruders in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix ZSU-2-23 and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He loses fuel waiting on the F5Fs to arrive since multiple 23mm wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.