Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic - eviltoast
  • marcos@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Nah, Bashir would devise a clever plan to everything work out just fine without people returning their carts.

    Also, I’m pretty sure you got Garak wrong. He would promise never to return the cart, make a loud point about it for everybody, and insist on the subject every chance he gets. Just to covertly return it when nobody is looking because when Cardassia befriends the supermarket his people would benefit from the carts being correctly parked.

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      11 months ago

      And then Julian’s plan would cause more chaos than had it not been implemented because one person went ahead and returned their cart.

    • USSBurritoTruck@startrek.websiteOPM
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      11 months ago

      Bashir has no idea how carts end up back at the cart return, and between O’Brien and Garak he isn’t likely to learn.

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        11 months ago

        Bashir ended up helping several patrons with cart return based injuries and forgot to return his in the process.

        He also invented a cart injury vaccine while helping, but it was shuffled into obscurity by section 31 who had several cart injury assassinations planned.