Dukat is upset they still haven't built a statue of him in the parking lot for pushing a cart into traffic - eviltoast
  • mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    Bashir ended up helping several patrons with cart return based injuries and forgot to return his in the process.

    He also invented a cart injury vaccine while helping, but it was shuffled into obscurity by section 31 who had several cart injury assassinations planned.