Humans Against Shitting - eviltoast

Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!

        • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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          11 months ago

          Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.

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            11 months ago

            It’s simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words ‘give’ and ‘take’ a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?

            And if you’re taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔

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              11 months ago

              When my dogs poo while I’m walking them, I have to take their shit from someone’s lawn to my garbage can if that counts.

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                11 months ago

                Well clearly you’ve identified the problem. If your dogs poo every time you walk them, then stop walking them and they’ll stop pooing, problem solved 👍