I could smell this thread from the other side of Lemmy. Why tf did I poke my head in here?
Fuck you
I must be just either ruined or sick. I knew nothing about the my little pony doll or what any of this was about, but somehow I instinctually knew what the jar was for. Looked it up. Yep I was right.
unfortunately I’ve seen worse jar-related gross out content than this
Such as the trigger for the break of Yugoslavia?
no
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a guy sitting on a glass jar to insert it into his rectum, then the jar broke and blood poured out of his ass. have a nice day
Edit: wait I just looked up your reference, and it’s brilliant. thank you for this
The rattling sound of the glass pieces inside him as he fishes some of them out will never leave me.
I thought that’s what this whole post was about, and I just didn’t understand the MLP connection.
Are all photos of jars on the internet not always a direct reference to that video?
If not, what are we even doing here?
I think it’s related to a psycho putting that toy in the jar and filling the jar with his jizz
TIL there’s a whole generational divide about what people do with jars online.
Millennials: tragic jar up the ass guy
Gen Z: Sourdough starter for trad wives and this.
Gen Alpha: probably also this thing.
Edit: I forgot we gave Gen Y a lame name.
I think millennials are Gen Y, because Gen X came before them, boomers before them
Gen X are our (Gen Z’s) parents and they’re alright
They constantly remind us they’re not boomers so
Ah, sorry, I want fully awake when I was thinking through this. You’re right.
And yeah, we’re not Boomers. They ruined the Earth for fun and to appease their ego.
Nah mate I’m gen Z and I was traumatised at a young age by the jar man. This thing with the cum jar has also been quite well known on the interwebs for years
Man, I thought I was cultured in the lowest brows of the interwebs. Looks like I’m losing my touch.
You should find his interview about it. It’s somehow worse than the video.
his what?!
That was a bottle
A clue for un-indoctrinated?
Maybe stay uninitiated on this one, friend. Your life is better this way.
I disagree, it makes the opening to rise of skywalker so much better
The others are teasing you, hoping the full horror will hit you when you find it. I’m going to try to give you an inoculation.
spoiler
Dude takes the rainbow dash figurine, puts it in a jar. Masturbates a lot, fills the jar. Also talks a lot about how he thinks rainbow dash feels during all this.
The jar had me scared, I’m relieved this is all it was. I’m not looking out up, but I must ask if it was worse than the shoe box.
I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.
That is worse than I imagined.
what am i doing why am i engaging with this
Wouldn’t it take an insanely long time to fill the jar?
Like, in sequential ejaculation studies the max volume per day 10-20ml/day, skewing lower (apparently they don’t study this unless there’s something different about the subjects)
So how big was this jar? A standard jam jar is 370ml, so we’re looking at 24-37 days. Wouldn’t it be incredibly rancid and disgusting by then?
Edit: oh my god
So I was trying this new technique where I would ejaculate into a separate jar and pour that into the original Cum Jar in order to have as little contact with the stinking, rotten, boiled Cum Jar that’s over one year old. And it looks like it’s working pretty good as you will notice in the other pictures Ill be posting in a few minutes.
Maybe there isn’t a god after all. Why did I look this up.
Hey, thanks. I appreciate you looking into this, because I had no idea about that video.
That guy was also such an idiot. FFS, get a jar, jizz in it once, then stick it in the freezer. Every time you bust one, do it right into that freezer jar. Fill it up one freezer splooge at a time. Always freshly frozen like spring peas.
Then, on the appointed hour, thaw the jar in the fridge over a day, like a Thanksgiving turkey of shame. And pour it all in and top of the plastic thing made in a factory that represents your unfulfilled essential need to connect to humans. Then bust your last live round on top, and call the job done. Feel accomplishment. Put that jizz jar art project in the fridge to enjoy for however long one’s fleeting mental health episode lasts.
So frustrating. It’s like people have to reinvent the kink wheel every time.
Bravissimo. I was worried there were no wordsmiths left. Thank you 🌹
It was my pleasure
Good God. Humans are a diverse crowd.
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and left the jar too close to a radiator, cooking the figurine in semen
I think the most shocking thing about this is the dedication. It’s not the sort of stupid thing you can do while drunk one time in an hour. To fill a jar you need to be at it for days. Possibly weeks.
And here I can’t even get to the gym consistently. What the fuck.
And it wasn’t just a hypothetical or something. This concept was introduced to everyone when someone had made a 4chan post with a picture of the figurine in the jar and explaining what they have been doing.
It’s been awhile since my brain just went…huh
Ehhh I’ve done worse. I mean seen. Definitely meant seen worse.
Why did I click on the spoiler…I deserve this knowledge. Can’t even hate YOU for posting it, but I want to!
I don’t have lime, but I do have a salty liquid!
eeewwww
The coconut one was even worse!
lol gross
Was that the one where he was fucking the coconut for like a month or something before it was full of maggots? I vaguely remember the dude didn’t see the maggots until after either starting or finishing the deed…
Yes
Don’t look it up: it’ll destroy your Internet for a while.
I envy people whose days can be ruined by learning about the rainbow dash cum jar
degenerate stuff
put the names of the objects (its a jar and rainbow dash) shown into your unfavourite search engine.
so it’s a jar of Santorum with a pony in it?
I always wonder how people manage to find such high quality content.
I totally thought this was related to Mr Hands.
It’s not?
Jesus H Christ
Jesus Hugging Christ?
Horatio
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~
Fluttershy-sub bdsm or that jar is staying empty.
If you do it single handed, sure. You gotta use both hands.
