Ariselas

I think XKCD can be considered a credible source on this one

It’s Got Electrolytes!

He’s beyond jail at this point, it’s gotta go to Nicolae and Elena Ceaușescu, or Mussolini and Petacci ending.

I listened to Chris Hadfield describe coming home in a Soyuz capsul and it rolling a few times after hitting the ground. Land works but water sounds more comfortable, as long as you don’t get sea sick on top of it all.

I know of a few record stores Jello is permanently banned from for trying to steal vinyl, or at least that’s the story the shop owners love to repeat over and over again whenever someone is wearing a patch or buys a DK record.

Black metal always!

A Reign of Terror redux would be … um … yeah, I’d be ok with that

I had my hopes, but July 5, 1998 came and went

I’m sure Donnie already picked out a spot in the golf course for her

unless you’re at a folk fest, then maybe you should

It did absolutely nothing for me. a couple friends sampled the same stash and claimed it was wild, but I didn’t even get a mild buzz.

perhaps an extremely painful vegetative state, maybe one that lasts decades

Don’t want the world to see those war crimes you so proudly boast about

will anyone follow Vance though? That’s a chance I’d be willing to take

I’m betting on a hung jury

Ok, then hes the most criminal clown since John Wayne Gacy

Well Iran can’t kill it’s citizens if Netanyahu / Trump do it first.

I really don’t like this season of the Apprentice.

Tis but a scratch!