Touch the little red button

Can’t find the goddamn thing
You may have an older model
It’s an '82 model but still in great condition other than some occasional startup issues.
I have sex with large vehicles on camera for money. It’s called onlyvans. You CDL?
Sorry. Only got that class D.
Have you listened to CDs?
Oh you meant Compact Disc Listening…
Yes, I have, but the hole was tiny and had sharp edges.
Have you tried removing the hair and other debris?
I had to support ThinkPads at one time. The tech team used to call them nipples.
Centrally Located Input Tool
TrackPoint?
Nah, thats the ThinkClit™
Ah that’s a good place to keep my track point style pointing device
There’s an XKCD for that.
Even better name for that red nubbin, since it’s right next the G, my brother lovingly refers to it as the laptops g-spot
They’re great with Unix socks!
Guess the keyboard makes sense now.
Are these good for tuxking?
maybe but not for tucking since they are way too thin. You’d need to pair that with a gaffe.
So this is what they meant when they say smarty pant[ie]s
Will it accept my old PCMCIA?
Available in sizes XL & XXL ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I thought the ThinkPad was what you put into them to catch leakage
Thinkpadded for comfort.













