I guess that’s treason and he should be hanged, according to BLOATUS.

Definitely not just JavaScript.

Not in programming languages.

That is literally unbelievable.

Sometimes there just isn’t a simple set of words to convey the proper idea.

You don’t want an AI generated non-descript thing?

Actually, it might not even be AI generated. Just a non-descript thing.

But they’re so good at writing stuff no one will ever read.

I understand that. If we had a word for north east, let’s say “yest”, then I wouldn’t have to say “north by north east”, I could just say “north yest”.

Better question is why don’t they have 8? I hate saying “north by north east”.

Considering I’d just be some guy, I’d invest all of my money in Nvidia and Bitcoin then when I get back and have millions, I’d spend it on passing wealth taxes and raising the minimum wage.

Cccinnciiiiinattttttiiiiiiii!

Some tool batteries make a great gift. I’d love receiving some Dewalt 20v max. Obviously, it depends what brand tools your recipient has.

Yes. Those are the people we want to hurt.

Yeah, I completely agree. It’s straightforward, but it’s got a lot of downsides. Everything always takes eight bytes. Even if you’re just storing 0 or 1.

It makes handling numbers a lot simpler in most cases, though, and simplicity was the goal of JavaScript. I just wish there was a better solution than typed arrays.

Yeah, but only kind of. It depends if you’re using the new syntax. Within new language constructs (like classes and modules), code runs in strict mode without having to use "use strict". It gets rid of some of the annoying quirks.

So long and thanks for all the memes. Definitely worth the billions of dollars spent on it.

I never watered mine. Was that the issue?

I mean, sure, but the JS we write today is quite a bit different than the JS he designed.

It was also heavily influenced by a number of other languages, and borrowed tons of libraries from them. The entire number and math system is just a straightforward implementation of IEEE 754.

So when you say, Christ the Messiah, you’re really saying Messiah the Messiah. Man people were so silly back then. Anyway, I’m off to the Los Angeles Angels game. 👋

Last names were commonly just where you were from, who was your father, or what was your profession.

Jesus Of Nazareth, or Jesus Denazareth, Jesus Nazarethton, Jesus Di’Nazareth, Jesus Von Nazareth, Jesus Van Der Nazareth.

Jesus Son Of Joseph, or Jesus O’Joseph, Jesus Josephson, Jesus McJoseph, Jesus Bin Joseph, Jesus Josephsen, Jesus Ibn Joseph.

Jesus the Carpenter, or Jesus Carpenter.

(Those are just examples from different languages of how last names were commonly created, not what they actually called Jesus.)

Christ was his status as a holy figure. Like the “saint” in Saint Peter. It means “the anointed one” or “messiah”.