Lesbians eat what??
So do straight men \s
The vet does WHAT?!?
But I need them! I think… 😾
Where did you say you put the thermometer?
“Wait. You like the thermometer?!?”
That’s my cat’s “I just sniffed/licked my own butt and need to air out my sinuses now” face
Flehmen response from the Jacobson’s organ
Hey! My snakes have those, too!
And horses! Humans, too, but it doesn’t appear we use it.
I remember some authority mentioning that our Jacobson’s organ is present, but all the passageways to it are closed up. This likely means since the sense wasn’t present during early brain development, even if we attempted to use it (making / opening passageways) it likely would be a very dulled sensation, if anything.
I never saw a human lick themself there before!
“What do you mean I’m adopted?”
“Gasp! How much did you see?”
“You’re going out dressed in that?!?”
Someone broke into the new bag of cat food? Who would do such a thing‽
Meowschwitz
When your cat daughter tells you shes getting married to a werewolf and also werewolves are real and also the werewolf is racist (i swear this comment is for someone)
I forgot to skip the last minute of The Price is Right.
