eightys3v3n@lemmy.ca to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 14 days agoMalaphorslemmy.caimagemessage-square150linkfedilinkarrow-up11.02Karrow-down17file-text
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I LOVE these. Funnier the longer I think about them. Almost serious or useful then just completely out of left field.
minus-squareIanthe__Tridentarius@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up60·14 days agoDoes the pope shit in the woods?
minus-squareduckCityComplex@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·14 days agoMy all time favorite. Sometimes I go with “is a bear Catholic?”
minus-squaredumples@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·14 days agoOnly if the Bear is Catholic
minus-squarePipster@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 days agoI use this far too often
minus-squareexpletivedeleted@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·14 days agoI said this at the root of the thread, but since we are talking about variations of this malaphor, I use: Does a bear shit in the pope’s hat?
minus-squarepet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoAnd if no one hears it happening, is he Catholic?
minus-squarelol_idk@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days agoWhat’s the pope part supposed to say?
minus-squareexpletivedeleted@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up9·14 days agoDoes the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods?
minus-squarepet the cat, walk the dog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·13 days agoWhen in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear?
minus-squareexpletivedeleted@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·13 days agoWomen would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago. And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?!
minus-squareSjmarf@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·14 days agoI’ve heard it as “Is the pope catholic?”
minus-squareFluorineBalloon@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 days agodeleted by creator
minus-squareFluorineBalloon@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·14 days ago“I don’t know, CJ! I keep telling you I’m not Catholic!”
Does the pope shit in the woods?
My all time favorite. Sometimes I go with “is a bear Catholic?”
Only if the Bear is Catholic
I use this far too often
I said this at the root of the thread, but since we are talking about variations of this malaphor, I use:
Does a bear shit in the pope’s hat?
And if no one hears it happening, is he Catholic?
What’s the pope part supposed to say?
Does the pope wear a funny hat? Does a bear shit in the woods?
is the pope a bear?
When in the woods alone, would you rather run into a pope or a bear?
Women would choose a bear, normally. I thought we went through this a year or so ago.
And a bear in a funny hat?! How could you not want a hug?!
I’ve heard it as “Is the pope catholic?”
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“I don’t know, CJ! I keep telling you I’m not Catholic!”