What I had to enter in a search field to find a gif more than likely put me on a watchlist. You’re welcome.

Work, play, procrastinate, and panic.
What I had to enter in a search field to find a gif more than likely put me on a watchlist. You’re welcome.

In a office I worked at, the copier had a sticky platen cleaning sheet on a roller thing. When the Xerox guy used it, the sound it made was like peeling off a LCD screen protector sticker for like 9 minutes. Top 5 ASMR office tech sounds of all time – believe it!


The third page… a snubber network. My god.
Oh no, Grok turned against his master! Is it retribution for killing-off his younger brother, Twitter? Just more evidence they too don’t like the 1%. Our list of allies grow.



Obstructed view discount. We have the technology.


Space aliens seeing this: …
“So, what evolutionary purpose would a sledgehammer-shapped vagina serve?”
Jesus Chrysler. Why did it have to be so moist.
I wonder how the driver will signal when he wants to reverse?

Shoo! Shoo away!
Kevlar or due diligence may be needed when approaching llamas.

Well that’s what happens when you “hold the pickle”.


Ferengan or Vulcngi

Wikipedia say NY has 8.4m population in 2024. Easiest math, 1 in 8 can choose to leave. A little more detail, of those 1-in-8, they may or may not be politically motivated to relocate.
I cast… A10 Warthog… plus enchantment Terrain-Follow sonic boom… plus wall & land drain enchantment SR-71 Blackbirds at Mach 3 sent over your wall from 80,000 feet and make everyone pee.
In the U.S., robocalls and unsolicited calls still prevail (to some degree) because of a outdated telephone caller ID system. It’s replacement, STIR-SHAKEN, has yet to be done, much less widely accepted (all the phone brands and networks). Look how long it took us just to get RCS texting.


2025, Central Valley got just one storm all October. Yes, It was a gully washer. But everything is already dry. To hamper fire season must ask for continuous moisture (the ground must remain damp) until spring.
Quick example. Stanislaus County has a >13% unemployment; which is very high. Their county human social services waives off an existing stipulation called ̶w̶̶e̶̶l̶̶f̶̶a̶̶r̶̶e̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶w̶̶o̶̶r̶̶k̶̶ ̶Able-body Worker requirement to get on some social services (food stamps, cash assistance, rent assistance, HUD, WIC, etc). Even if the Federal level forces it more, there is simply no employment to get\give.
edit: name change