Dr. Demento - Windows 95 sucks (Bob Rivers)
and
R. Crumb and his Cheap Suit Serenaders - My Girl’s Pussy

The “household” of the Medi-Cal applicant is generally identical to their tax household situation. If it differs, a CDSS interview agent asks. Questions in the application identify what’s basically in the household. If a renewal change is significant enough, a follow-up interview will be scheduled to ask for the specifics (IHSS benefit amounts). They need to know if you might be a…

contracted hire, legal trustor, medical representative, legal representative, financial representative, married, domestic partnership, shares finances, landlord\tennant situations, etc.

States and Counties can have different exclusions; your location can vary. I’m a Medi-Cal recipient.

Fun meat fact: If you take all 10 billion people on earth and put them in one spot, they would all fit within a space the size of Texas, in New York city metropolitan-like living accommodations. Or, pile 'em up like meat, it would only reach a few miles high. I wish I could find that infographic picture again.

Heard rumor of a crossover event with South America. They’ll try to reanimate Walt Disney so if possible to bring back a Nixon\Agnew ticket. They’re renaming the canal to the Van Halen Panama Canal. And build a wall all the way to Cape Horn and make everyone “go around the Cape like god intended”. Also something about a Earthica too.

What the Android on-screen keyboard sees when I type up a quick text message on my phone…

🎶All I ever had… Connection cords.
Cords of freedom…🎶

Depends on how much time one has and how amorous they are at said moment.

The radioactive walmart shrimp ate the cookies for fish. An entire other stack chart can start next to this for food chains, or whole eco systems. Or stack enough charts to show how humans can collapse an entire galaxy. Deepest.

Quick example. Stanislaus County has a >13% unemployment; which is very high. Their county human social services waives off an existing stipulation called ̶w̶̶e̶̶l̶̶f̶̶a̶̶r̶̶e̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶w̶̶o̶̶r̶̶k̶̶ ̶Able-body Worker requirement to get on some social services (food stamps, cash assistance, rent assistance, HUD, WIC, etc). Even if the Federal level forces it more, there is simply no employment to get\give.

edit: name change

What I had to enter in a search field to find a gif more than likely put me on a watchlist. You’re welcome.

In a office I worked at, the copier had a sticky platen cleaning sheet on a roller thing. When the Xerox guy used it, the sound it made was like peeling off a LCD screen protector sticker for like 9 minutes. Top 5 ASMR office tech sounds of all time – believe it!

The third page… a snubber network. My god.

Oh no, Grok turned against his master! Is it retribution for killing-off his younger brother, Twitter? Just more evidence they too don’t like the 1%. Our list of allies grow.

Obstructed view discount. We have the technology.

Space aliens seeing this: …
“So, what evolutionary purpose would a sledgehammer-shapped vagina serve?”

Jesus Chrysler. Why did it have to be so moist.