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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/47147173
http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-5
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The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.
Bonus panel
Ow, my balls.

Thanks, i hate it. I’d like to do a return on this comment.
Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.
Cursed 💀
You’ll find that GanDDalf is by definition, blessed.
The Godfather would say “big naturals edition” b/c those old school mafioso types would have some pride in the old ways
Fake boobs? Forgetta-bout-it 🤌
So no to plastic surgery to make your boobs bigger but yes to plastic surgery to make your vagina smaller?
Now you’re getting it

You used the wrong one!

I was leaving something to the imagination! Lol
I think I could imagine those tits bigger…
Honestly, I’d be okay with this future if that was all that happened. Living in a big tittied hellscape sounds a lot better than shitty ad filled hellscape.
It’s not the future humanity needs right now, but it’s the one it deserves. 🦇
Go a step further. The movie is generated in real-time by consolidating and averaging the will of the people in the theatre.
It may start out as big tittied X-Men, but then people get bored and maybe want it to shift to something else, then when there are no ideas, or no good ideas, Ben Affleck fills in the gaps.
Just build the movie from the collected feeds of whatever the audience is scrolling through at that moment.
Doomscroll the movie coming to a
data collection centertheater near you.
I really liked “The Empire Strikes Back where Big-Tittied Yoda Fights the Big-Tittied Exogorth”.
Some might say that $785 billion in debt isn’t worth it, but it’s a small price to pay for big tiddies.
Quentin Tarantino film, but it’s all about feet
“Generating 3h hour film of Quentin Tarantino’s feet…”
He already peaked his foot fetish when he got his buddy to make a film so that he could drink whiskey off Selma Hayek’s feet.
So, any already existing Tarantino film…?

I always thought Uma had weird feet, but as I get older, those feet get bolder
With a slin-off collabing with Hideo Kojima for 200 percent more feet.
Pride and Prejudice and Big Titties
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Big Titties of the Black Pearl
Forrest Gump But It’s Just 2 Hours of Jenny With Big Titties
Jennayy
What’s wrong with the X-men driving racecars?
And, I mean, the first part is just source-accurate.
I’ll one shot them alright.











