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m_‮f@discuss.online to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

Future [SMBC]

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Future [SMBC]

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m_‮f@discuss.online to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/47147173

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/future-5

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The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.

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    Ow, my balls.

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      Thanks, i hate it. I’d like to do a return on this comment.

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      Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.

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      Cursed 💀

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        You’ll find that GanDDalf is by definition, blessed.

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    The Godfather would say “big naturals edition” b/c those old school mafioso types would have some pride in the old ways

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      Fake boobs? Forgetta-bout-it 🤌

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      So no to plastic surgery to make your boobs bigger but yes to plastic surgery to make your vagina smaller?

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        Now you’re getting it

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      You used the wrong one!

      • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
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        I was leaving something to the imagination! Lol

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          I think I could imagine those tits bigger…

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    Honestly, I’d be okay with this future if that was all that happened. Living in a big tittied hellscape sounds a lot better than shitty ad filled hellscape.

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    It’s not the future humanity needs right now, but it’s the one it deserves. 🦇

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    Go a step further. The movie is generated in real-time by consolidating and averaging the will of the people in the theatre.

    It may start out as big tittied X-Men, but then people get bored and maybe want it to shift to something else, then when there are no ideas, or no good ideas, Ben Affleck fills in the gaps.

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      Just build the movie from the collected feeds of whatever the audience is scrolling through at that moment.

      Doomscroll the movie coming to a data collection center theater near you.

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    I really liked “The Empire Strikes Back where Big-Tittied Yoda Fights the Big-Tittied Exogorth”.

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    Some might say that $785 billion in debt isn’t worth it, but it’s a small price to pay for big tiddies.

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    Quentin Tarantino film, but it’s all about feet

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      “Generating 3h hour film of Quentin Tarantino’s feet…”

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      He already peaked his foot fetish when he got his buddy to make a film so that he could drink whiskey off Selma Hayek’s feet.

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      So, any already existing Tarantino film…?

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        I always thought Uma had weird feet, but as I get older, those feet get bolder

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      With a slin-off collabing with Hideo Kojima for 200 percent more feet.

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      Pride and Prejudice and Big Titties

      Pirates of the Caribbean: The Big Titties of the Black Pearl

      Forrest Gump But It’s Just 2 Hours of Jenny With Big Titties

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        Jennayy

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    What’s wrong with the X-men driving racecars?

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      And, I mean, the first part is just source-accurate.

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    I’ll one shot them alright.

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