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Office workers stare as Clark Kent takes off his glasses to clean them at a desk nameplate reading “C. Kent” beneath a bulletin-board poster asking “WHO IS THE SUPERMAN?”, jokingly revealing Clark Kent’s secret identity.


Christopher Reeve doing the same thing.
Oof
Superman can see through anything besides lead, so would he even need to clean his glasses?
To mock us humans for being weak
To play his “weak boy” stereotype correctly, so people don’t suspect.
Would you perhaps get a bit baffled if your colleague kept going around in glasses increasingly spackled with gunk?
nah, we all know someone
After a particular threshold, you’d start wondering if the guy does in fact have superhuman vision.
Clark does the klutz thing fairly convincingly, though.
but he tends to pick up what he knocks over. or was that just Christopher Reeve?
“My shirt’s different.”
Every time this happens (which is frequently), Superman is forced to fly against the rotation of the Earth super fast and turn back time again.
Tell me which is more likely: the super powered flying alien with heat-vision also has a shitty 9-to-5 and asked me to help him move into a studio apartment this weekend, or the nebbishy guy in the office kind of looks like Superman?
I’m a simple man, I see Grickle and I upvote.
Over 2 minutes without a single cut. I miss these movies.
water colour and ink look good
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